mercutio: i can see what's happening
benvolio: what?
mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
benvolio: stop
mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
benvolio: people are dying

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whackintosh:

real pain is having to wash your hair after a good hair day

(via fake-mermaid)

Saturday, August 23 with 160,503 notes

october1997:

sadvaporwavebabe:

i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D

imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray

(Source: ssailorsenshi, via princessgothamdeserves)

Saturday, August 23 with 29,739 notes

Me as a Parent

Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL

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